Last journal post on LJ.

You can find me at IJ, though. http://alwaysasnapefan.insanejournal.com

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When writing a speech (and I've only done one other), I find it's helpful to write out more than you're going to need to say. That way you don't have to remember everything. I get to have cards to look at too, and I'm just about to write those up. But here is the tale of my life.

So I've been working tirelessly on this fic and I am very pleased with both the Snape and the Lupin. As it's a Snupin, they're all that counts.

So Whitney and Kelli, roommates, are 5'9" and so is even John? Kate is, obviously. John said something hilarious: How tall is he? 69. That's just hot. It almost makes me want to be 5'9" too!

Rim came at 3 am two nights ago. She's really nice, so are Kelli and Whitney. 

From a HPANA post of mine today:

AHAHAHA! I just typed "Sorceror's Scone." That is amazing.

Sorceror's Scone, Chili of Secrets, Prisoner of Muffin Man, Goblet of Fries, the Butter of the Peanuts, the Half-Baked Pie, and the Dead Marshmallows (or at least I would hope they're dead).



I finished my pottersuesmarriage law fic. It's a Snarry. The law is that the two greatest war heroes have to marry to keep their recognition and compensation from the Ministry. I can't wait for September 1st!

Classes start tomorrow!

( Jagged )

 

( Snape Mourns )

belovedligeia strikes again!

Lovely picture by belovedligeia! It's amazing! It's sensational! It's Snape with a hand down his pants.
( Caught: the picture )
She, in turn, made me write something. I hope it lives up to the awesomeness of such a picture! I call it PG-13. Hopefully it's not R (I totally cannot tell usually).

( Caught: the story )You are a great friend and I love working with you! We make an unbeatable team. ^__~

I got my new laptop! Yayness, right? On it right now. In fact I haven't really been on my regular one, but I'll need to e-mail me some crucial documents (*cough cough* fan fics) and files (*cough cough* music). It's the awesomeness.

Been RPing. Laura Madley's (the 2nd marauder's ride, used to be called WHS) Jacob and Misery are becoming one of my favorite RPed couple ever. They not only have totally fulfilling, great sex, they had a time where they split up abruptly and practically could not live without the other! 
Second on the list of favorite pairings is definitely Xhaiden and Reuben. They are getting so great. My favorite line so far is Bitty writing for Reuben about the fact Xhaiden just said he also had his merman scales on his thighs. "He wanted to see." So perfect.
Laura and Aminian are adorable as ever, of course, and they're engaged! Carl is just about to meet Aminian, and dig this: he actually likes the way Aminian dresses. Bradley Madley (Laura's cousin who had lived with her since he was 10 and his mother died) might take a while to get used to Aminian, but I'm sure he'll love him!
Kate missed marauder RPing so we made http://maraudersetc2.proboards83.com and I am Snape and Davey Gudgeon. Davey actually flirted with Peter of all people. Davey rocks, though he dislikes Muggles. Snape and Sirius are just getting good, in the beginning of their first thread. I feel her Sirius hasn't changed a bit. I admire that. My Snape, on the other hand, keeps getting better with my better understanding of Snape himself. Even his fans don't have him pinned.

We're having a Canoe Trip, the youth group, from the 3-5th. It'll be tons of fun. Bitty and Dillon are going too, just not Sam. EDIT: Actually, I'm not going. I'm letting my other sister go instead. She found out she was recovered in time, they weren't sure she would be, but by now there wouldn't have been enough canoes. I was secretly dreading the trip anyway. My parents called me selfless (I'm usually a brat at home, if not anywhere else . . . ha!) and my sister gave me a hug -- that's like the first time in 8 years! I went upstairs to "shower" so I could cry (mainly out of relief).


Sam just had sinus surgery I think for her deviated septum. I had my wisdom teeth out. My mouth is almost back to normal now, I had it done Tuesday morning.

Excited about college, but also nervous!

SPOILERS LIE WITHIN, BEWARE! 

Been turning DVRed things to DVD including the one I did today which had 3 episodes of PokeMoN: Diamond & Pearl (the 1st two of the series and my favorite so far which includes Jessie winning a PokeMoN contest with Ash's Aipom after she saves its life without knowing it's his), one episode of The Daily Show where they talk about Dick Cheney saying he's not a member of the Executive Branch, and "The Road to El Dorado".



"The Road to El Dorado" doesn't get the attention it deserves. It's very, very entertaining, the music is great to listen to, and the animation is beautiful. You'll see complaints that it "has no ending," but I think it has a perfect ending! And while at the end of the first time I saw it I thought Chel was sort of messing up things between the two men, I realized this time that they can all make a 3-person relationship work. Chel is the bridge between the men's personalities. First of all, when you watch it, you need to realize that most viewers accept the notion that Tulio and Miguel have done it with each other a few times. Some quotes can portray this almost as well as the movie itself, like this:

Chief: You know, Lord Miguel . . . if you wish to stay, you only need to say so.
Miguel: You mean . . . forever?
Chief: Of course!
Miguel: . . . Ugh, no, I can't, I have to go back with Tulio. We're- . . . we're partners.
Chief: (sounding a bit suggestive) Big plans in the other world, huh?
Miguel: (smiles and nods sadly)

And once you've accepted their relationship (which seems to be an on-and-off thing), since I'm sure they're both bi, it would work out very nicely with Chel if they all could learn to share.



Tulio (middle) is a pessimistic and intelligent worrywart with a deep lust for gold. Miguel (left) is an extremely optimistic lover of adventure who Tulio says doesn't have one of the little voices in your head that tells you when to quit while you're ahead. Chel just wants to get out of El Dorado; she loves cons and adventure, and doesn't bat an eye at having to steal to get what she wants.

A couple quotes to show the extremeness of their personalities:

Tulio: Miguel, how are we gonna keep this up for three days?
Miguel: You worry too much.
Tulio: No! I worry exactly the right amount! You can NEVER worry too much! We just have to lie low.
Miguel: *Beautiful music flourishes in the background* But Tulio, this place is amazing! I mean I wonder what's-
Tulio: NO! *Music stops with a record player screech* DON'T EVEN MOVE!
Miguel: Heh, Tulio-
Tulio: *points* You're moving!
Miguel: A little, but-
Tulio: HEY, HEY, HEY!
Miguel: Come on-
Tulio: Nyuh uh!
Miguel: But-
Tulio: Stay!
Miguel: *Steps*
Tulio: GRRRR!!
Miguel: I just-
Tulio: Just... stand there!
Miguel: *Balancing on one leg* For three days?!?! *falls over*
Tulio: YES! Exactly! For three days! Don't even breathe! All right?
Miguel: *Brushes himself off* All right. We lie low.
Tulio: Nuh uh uh! *places hand over heart* Promise?
Miguel: *muttering* Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, all right . . . .
(later)
(Tulio catches Miguel playing ball with some kids)
Tulio: WHAT do you THINK you're DOING?!?!
Miguel: (chuckles) Lying low!

Cortes: My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig!
Miguel: All right! Cuba.

And the entire first scene with Chel having dialogue with the two:


Miguel--"Tulio, they actually think we're gods!"
Tulio--"It's an entire city of suckers! We just have to keep this up long enough to load up on the gold and then get the hell out of here!"
Miguel--"Tulio, we'll be living like kings!"
Tulio--"Miguel and Tulio . . . ."
Miguel--"Tulio and Miguel!"
Tulio & Miguel--"Mighty and powerful gods!"
(Chel comes in) Chel--"Hello."
Tulio & Miguel--"AHHHH!" (They jump onto a throne. Chel laughs.)
Tulio--"Depart mortal . . . before we . . . strike you . . . with a . . . lightning bolt!"
(Chel hums and ignores them)
Miguel--"Beware the wrath of the gods! Be gone! Kkccgh, kkccgh!" (makes a hand motion as if tapping into some magical power that he obviously doesn't have)
Chel--"Save it for the high priest, honey. You're gonna need it."
Miguel--"Kkccgh, kkccgh!"
Tulio--"Miguel, it's not working."
Miguel--"Kkccgh, kkccgh!"
Tulio--"Miguel, we've been caught."
Miguel--"Kkcgh, kcc--"
Chel--"Oh no, don't worry about me boys. 'My only wish is to serve the gods.' Remember?"
Tulio--"How?"
Chel--(Putting the stolen golden idol back) "Well if you guys want the gold and you don't want to get caught, you're going to need my help."
Miguel--"What makes you think we need your help?"
Chel--(imitating Miguel) "Kkccgh, kkccgh. Are you serious?"
(Tulio and Miguel look at each other) Miguel--"OK, so who are you?"
Tulio--"Yeah, yeah, what's your angle?"
Chel--"No angle. I want in."
Tulio--"In?"
Chel--"On the scam."
Tulio--"Heh, heh, there's no scam. Why would you think there's a sc--why?"
Chel--"So I can get out."
Miguel--"I thought she just said she wanted in." (Tulio gets off the throne)
Tulio--"She wants in so she can get out."
Miguel--"Ah, got it! (Steps down from the throne) Why?"
Chel--"You think you're the only ones who dream of better things, of adventure? You've got your reasons, and I've got mine. Let's not make it personal, OK? it's just buisness."
Tulio & Miguel--"Oh." (Chel walks over to them)
Chel--(puts her hand on Miguel's shoulder) "So when you guys are ready to go back to, (puts her hand on Tulio's shoulder) wherever you came from, I'm coming with you."
Tulio--"(laughs) No don't think so!" (takes Chel's hand off his shoulder)
Chel--"Ok, fine. (shoves both of them and starts down some stairs, they follow her) After all, I'm sure you know all the proper rituals for blessing a tribute, the holiest days on the calender, oh and of course you know all about (pinches Tulio's cheek) Xibalba. Kay?" (she turns to walk away. Tulio rubs his cheek) See you at the execution.
Tulio--"Ah . . . wait." (Chel turns around)
Chel--"Deal?"
Miguel--(extending his hand to Chel) "Deal!"
Tulio--(snatching Miguel's hand away) "Not yet. (pinches Chel's cheek) Let's just see how this works out."
Chel--"Uh huh, well I guess that means you'll want these back?" (pulls out Tulio's loaded dice)
Tulio--"How'd you get those?" (taking the dice back)
Miguel--"Where was she keeping them?"
Chel--"Call me Chel. Your new partner." (goes into the other room)
Tulio--"That's partner-in-training." (Chel comes back, tossing godly outfits at them)
Chel--"Put these on, your public's waiting!"
(Tulio and Miguel start to undress. Tulio sees Chel sitting on a cushion, watching them) Tulio--"Do you mind?"
Chel--"No. Oh, oh, right. Excuse me. (she gets up and goes behind a curtain) Bye!" (she disappears)
Miguel--"Hmmm, maybe they should call this place Chel-Dorado."
Tulio--"She's . . . whoa! She's trouble! The little voice, remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chel?"
Miguel--(sexy growl)
Tulio--"No! We are partners."
Miguel--"Partners."
Tulio--"And we have a plan."
Miguel--"Get the gold, go back to Spain."
Tulio--"Right. And we are pretending to be gods. Now put Chel into the mix, and what does the voice say? Listen carefully."
Miguel--"(beat) Chel is off limits?"
Tulio--"Right! Chel is off limits! Let's shake on it!"



I've been talking a lot to Bitty, who is in CA, over the phone. It's been great.



I talked to Kate today! Her computer is just down. *huge hug sent out to my lovely*



A few more El Dorado quotes:

Tulio: Oh come on, you're BUYING your own CON!
Miguel: At least I'm not DATING mine!
Tulio: Ooo, low blow!

Miguel: Did you ever think it would end this way?
Tulio: The horse is a surprise.
Miguel: Any . . . regrets?
Tulio: You mean besides dying? Yeah. I never . . . had enough . . . gold!
Miguel: My regret, besides dying, is . . . our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.
Tulio: Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you . . . made my life . . . an adventure.
Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life . . . rich!

Miguel: Tulio! Tulio, we've done it!
Tulio: Is that the map?
Miguel: It's all right here!
Tulio: You STILL have the MAP?
Miguel: The whistling rock! The stream!
Tulio: You kept the map, but you couldn't manage to grab a little more FOOD?
Miguel: Even those mountains! You said it youself, it could be possible, and it is! It really IS the map to El Dorado!
Tulio: (beat) You drank sea water, didn't you?
Miguel: Oh, come on!
Tulio: I'm not coming on!

Miguel: (In the brig, standing on Tulio's shoulders, holding an apple and talking to a horse up on deck) Altivo! Hey, Altivo! You want the nice apple? Come and get it! But, you have to do a trick for me first! All you have to do is find a pry bar. It's a long piece of metal with a hooky thing at the end.
Tulio: Miguel, you're talking to a horse!
Miguel: Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar!
Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar." He doesn't understand "pry bar!" He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand . . . .
[Altivo drops the keys into the brig]
Tulio: Well it's NOT a pry bar.

Miguel: Look! El Dorado! The city of gold! This could be our destiny! Our fate!
Tulio: Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.

Tulio: (trying to talk himself out of Chel's offer of intimacy) I'm not sure I can trust you.
Chel: I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?

Tulio: Come on, baby! Papa needs that crappy map!

 VBS, after which me and Sam have decided that we will never work Chadder again. That damn chipmunk's station is so hard! We had to invent most of our lesson just to make it last 20 minutes. Whatever! 



My cousin Mikayla  did this at Cracker Barrel. So cute! And finally I had someone to talk about Hannah Montana with without being ridiculed.

The last time A.J. and Ronnie came out, I was left out, but this time me and Ronnie hung out like when we were younger! It was great. I think the closeness came from a random game of Truth or Dare at the wedding reception that ended up lasting only 1 question long: "Do you like girls?", to me, from Dillon. I didn't say anything, and Sam was like "Don't be stupid, you guys. We aren't here to play truth or dare." But I whispered to Ronnie that it was true (Speaking of which, Noelle knows too). He whispered back that he once smoked pot and his parents found out. So we had a nice little secrets connection and sat next to each other at every opportunity after that.

There was a lot of playing Apples to Apples.

We watched "Napoleon Dynamite" and "The Devil Wears Prada". Also, me and Mikayla watched "Samantha" after 5 or 6 of us (including the pastor's daughter, Katherine) watched "Felicity" and then the next day "Molly".

Me and aunt Linda talked a little bit about politics and the bible.

It was just totally awesome. I'm so glad everyone came out (no pun intended).

We went to see big cats at a place called Cedar Cove in Louisburg near the cider mill. This cougar was named Tom:


Sam did a concert last night and I watched "Legally Blonde 2" which Aunt Linda accidently left behind.

I have a newfound respect for Dillon! Not only did he watch "Felicity" and "Molly" and say outright "I have a confession to make: That made me cry," he also watched 2 episodes of Hannah Montana. Ah yes, and also I talked to Vicky over the phone. She sounds a lot like Kate, actually. Yes, everyone made up after the whole Maruader's Ride thing. I even joined Nikkie's new site.

So last night I went to see PotC, AW'sE, with my lovely sister Bitty and my cousin Faith. Me and Bitty dressed up.

As for the movie, I found it fairly good. Entertaining, surely, but the ending of it all...was odd. Practically all the scenes with Beckett are awkward...it seemed as if he really had been gay a few times...at least to me and Éowyn, who was also there with boyfriend Derec. 

Anyways, the ending felt a bit anti-climactic.

And now for a spoil-filled rant:

 

I am just totally pissed off about it all at the moment.

I graduated on Sunday. 

So the site's going really great, Stacey and Aminian have both joined as well as LLG and Roxxanne. I'm working on making Aminian's eyes look blue in his av and sig...it's alright but could be better. Aminian's sig is on its fifth try. *sigh* Well anyways I started this board called "Post to Yourself" where you post a post where your character is alone or with a character that you don't actually have an account for that you made up, for instance Antonio Fink or Bradley Madley. So far I've done a first post of an Antonio/Graham thread that would be taking place over spring break.

Been watching a lot of movies lately, mainly one's I'd seen (Happy Gilmore, Sweet Home Alabama) but I hadn't seen "50 First Dates" and if you haven't either you need to, it's very good. Surprisingly it's not your normal stupid RomCom. It is romantic, though, and very funny. Furthermore, I got the first Josh Zuckerman CD! Getting the second one too, sometime. About to go to a really good (I hope) movie tonight:


This morning I totally puked...no idea why. Maybe it was the apple juice? *shrugs* Or maybe the chicken breasts last night. I have no idea.

From the chatbox on http://www.marauders99.proboards49.com:

19 May 07, 22:53 Phae *2 days*: This site is closed untell it has been revamped and re opend thanks and have a good day 19 May 07, 22:53 Phae *2 days*: Now for all others that still are on here 19 May 07, 22:53 Art: Thank god 19 May 07, 22:52 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: Whores, Hoes, and skanks aren't allowed to speak in this Chat Box, so Laura, you have been rejected, good bye, hope your life goes down hill from here 19 May 07, 22:49 Art: so w/e 19 May 07, 22:49 Art: I would be 19 May 07, 22:49 LLGP: I wouldn't be so sure, Art. 19 May 07, 22:49 Art: so **** off 19 May 07, 22:49 Art: since seventh grade 19 May 07, 22:49 Art: I've known her' 19 May 07, 22:48 Art: ok 19 May 07, 22:48 LLGP: And yeah they are. 19 May 07, 22:48 Art: IZ IS BEHIND ME 19 May 07, 22:48 LLGP: Nikkie's repeating herself again. 19 May 07, 22:48 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: Not likely 19 May 07, 22:48 LLGP: Iz and Stacey are behind me! 19 May 07, 22:48 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: Your writing is total ****, so don't quit your day job 19 May 07, 22:48 Phae *2 days*: You broke friendship when you dissed my friends yu lost it right there not even going to give you another chance now as you diss my friends more 19 May 07, 22:47 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: Laura, you need to get the ****ing rainforest out of your goddamn ass, all you are doing is pissing people off, no one wants to look at you or speak to you GO SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU AREN'T WANTED HERE             No new messages 19 May 07, 22:47 LLGP: Especially a poet. 19 May 07, 22:47 LLGP: I'm going to be a writer too. 19 May 07, 22:46 LLGP: Just don't quit your day job. 19 May 07, 22:46 Art: let me know 19 May 07, 22:46 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: I actually can write, I am going to be a writer when I get older, because my writing has detail to it, a lot more than your bull **** 19 May 07, 22:46 Art: when you learn how to write 19 May 07, 22:46 Art: what freaking ever...that's my best app ever and I will not have you put it down 19 May 07, 22:46 LLGP: Um yeah...you cannot write. 19 May 07, 22:45 Art: a bit better then you 19 May 07, 22:45 LLGP: IT's not the length -- as seen from Art's Rachel Hunt app. 19 May 07, 22:45 Art: so I think I know her 19 May 07, 22:45 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: Your roleplay was pure ****, if you even call THAT roleplaying! One Liners are for novices, thats why no one rped with you, because you sucked at it 19 May 07, 22:45 Art: I talk to her every freaking day 19 May 07, 22:45 Art: Iz Is my best friend in rl 19 May 07, 22:45 LLGP: Yeah, I'm sure that's why Iz and Stacey and my sister thought it was awesome. 19 May 07, 22:45 Art: and my attitude is a load better than yours 19 May 07, 22:45 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: My roleplaying was a billion times better, get the ****ing rain forest out of your ass 19 May 07, 22:44 Art: You rped one-liners...with yourself 19 May 07, 22:44 Phae *2 days*: SHUT YOUR FACE YOU ***** 19 May 07, 22:44 Nikkie ||B*tch Co-Admin||: ... Laura, your roleplay was pure **** LLGP: And Art stop with the "holier-than-thou" attitude already, it's really old.

19 May 07, 22:42 LLGP: **** this. Bye

19 May 07, 22:42 LLGP: I STILL would wish to talk to you on a phone or meet you, Vicky. But I think it is innumerably sad that you two would act like this. I posted more than either of you, and I'm a better roleplayer too!

19 May 07, 22:42 Art: for all of our sakes.

19 May 07, 22:42 Art: just stop.

19 May 07, 22:42 Art: Laura

19 May 07, 22:41 LLGP: *feeling

19 May 07, 22:41 LLGP: You two are trying to use a stupid roleplaying site as the answer to feel inadequate. Nice.

19 May 07, 22:40 LLGP: I'm tired of you two lamoes stinking up the internet. RPing is about comraddery, not idiotic legislation that is only there to create turmoil.

19 May 07, 22:40 LLGP: This c-box must be your only real friend.

19 May 07, 22:39 LLGP: Well not the friends thing, obviously. Stop using "*****" as an excuse for acting like a five-year-old.

19 May 07, 22:38 LLGP: r you, Nikkie.

19 May 07, 22:38 LLGP: add to the growing, stinking pile you're standing on, the pile of failed sites. Vicky, you were a friend, but you threw it away for no reason. I'd even forgive you. Just stop being an ass -- double fo

19 May 07, 22:37 LLGP: Neither of you should be placed in positions of power because you obviously aren't mature enough to handle it. Everyone still here was here for me, and I for them. Now it's just another ended site to

19 May 07, 22:36 LLGP: II'd like to say I'm impressed by this latest little show of your powers -- but I'm not and never have been. You've changed, Vicky, vastly. Nikkie, as my sister says, "go suck your ancestors!"

19 May 07, 22:13 Art: It will be a clean slate....sort of *nods*

19 May 07, 22:08 Phae *2 days*: Back no one will lose what position they are unless they have asked to change or other things. So keep calm things are alright just revamping It Needs It thank you.

19 May 07, 22:08 Phae *2 days*: about a Week there abouts. All the threads will be moved to an old thread section andn profiles will be moved to there own section and so on and so forth. When the site is re open i will welcome all

19 May 07, 22:07 Phae *2 days*: To all who are members on this site. I am closeing the site down for revamping NO if's ands or butts about it. This site needs a bit of cleaning up and things should be open again in a few days like

19 May 07, 22:02 Phae *2 days*: Thank you

 

Although, for your sakes, sweeties (Iz and Stacey), sorry I brought you up. But I hope you're going to quit now. I got banned for that harmless stuff earlier, you both saw it, all of it. I don't know what her fucking head trauma is. Geez!

Speaking of Harry being helped by Bagman...oh gosh. Me and my sister had to the tune of Outkast's "I'm Sorry Ms. Jackson" a song called "Shut Up, Mr. Bagman"

Shut up Mr. Bagman
I am for re-a-al.
I know what I'm gon' to do today,
Don't you go suggestin' a new way.
(repeat)

Me and the first task,
We got a special thing goin' on,
I summoned up my Firebolt
And rode it all across the lawn.
Maneuvered round the dragon
Who was so very mean,
Then I captured the gold egg,
Not red, not pink, not gree-een.

Shut up Mr. Bagman
I am for re-a-al.
I know what I'm gon' to do today,
Don't you go suggestin' a new way.
(repeat)

Me and the second task,
We got a special connection.
When I'm there under the water,
For my Ron I feel affection.
Krum had the shark's head
And Cedric had the bubble.
Fleur copied Cedric,
This tournament is trouble.

Shut up Mr. Bagman
I am for re-a-al.
I know what I'm gon' to do today,
Don't you go suggestin' a new way.
(repeat)

Me and the third task,
You've never seen brighter days.
The third task loves me,
Even though it's just a maze.
The skrewts and boggarts
Are nothing that I haven't seen,
Although fear soon enters
My body as I watch the scene.
Fleur's stuck upside-down,
Krum seems he's lost his mind.
I have to save Cedric
From my professor who's unkind (yeah, that was a fairly new line, I know you love it!),
We grabbed the Tri-Wizard
Trophy then, both at once.
Unfortunately
Voldemort was no dunce.

I'm in a pretty foul mood because I was just woken up to eat my sister's birthday cake. I stormed down the stairs (first appearance of the Snape in me...) and after my mainly-spoken rendition of "Happy Birthday," when I found out it was a CHOCOLATE cake which they know I don't really care for at all, I let out a long and hissed "Oh my God..." which made everyone look at me (everyone only = parents, siblings, grandma) and was like "The next time you wake me up to make me eat a birthday cake, make sure it is non-chocolate." And I hear as I'm going up the steps "This isn't about you, it's about Sam's birthday." And I gave this disdainful, "Happy Birthday, Sam." I didn't realize until now just how Snape-like it was!!
 
Nathan Davis, in the Science-classroom-made-to-pass-as-our-CP English-classroom,with this paperclip: 
 

The sparks flew -- literally -- and tumbled in an oddly captivating manner, bright orange and splediferous. It was quite a scene. You can tell as much by looking at the end results:


Check out the singe marks.


Compare the hole to its friend below.


Look how happy he is with his work, ladies and gentleman. It's enough that we're all witnesses. Heroism comes in all forms!

Miranda's taken! *gasp* So I'm roommateless. Haha I was like "Aww, fuck you," to her when she said that, and my English teacher was like "Mandey!" Haha.